What counts?

Hey, Dave, do tube tops count?

NO!  No tube tops allowed! Go start Tube Top Thursday! (Hahahaha, just kidding. It's copyrighted already. And tubetops are as dumb as those strapless bikini tops. Who the shit wants to see boobs all pressed down? It looks bad, stop wearing them.

 Do these little strappy-things count?

Shit yeah they do!

Awesome? So should send you pictures of women I see at the NASCAR race?

Sure, but I think that's from the Indy 500.

I'll be damned...

I use Firefox too!

 THIS GIRL COUNTS IT'S MY SITE I SAY SHE COUNTS

This is all I do, folks. I need submissions. Preferably from the person wearing the tank, or their boyfriends, or their facebook stalkers. And preferably worksafe. And preferably not pictures of my buddy Jon. Send them to marlboromob@gmail.com

Welcome to us.

Hey.

I don't want to get to mushy with you folks. We're not friends. Unless we are in which case HAHAHA SULLY I TOLD YOU I WAS TOTALLY GONNA MAKE THIS SITE YOU CAN SUCK IT!!!

But yeah this site is here for two reasons. One, I want every Tuesday to be Tank Top Tuesday and all girls should follow that rule and it will become a worldwide phenomenon and then this site will go viral and everyone will know it was me, Dave, who created it and I'll be on G4 or something and when I'm on television I'll talk about how awesome Kurt Sutter is and I wish I could be on his show.

The other reason is because if you are on the internet then you like pictures of girls. 

The end.

-Dave

p.s. I will be updating every day I have pictures, not just on Tuesdays.