Hey, Dave, do tube tops count?
NO! No tube tops allowed! Go start Tube Top Thursday! (Hahahaha, just kidding. It's copyrighted already. And tubetops are as dumb as those strapless bikini tops. Who the shit wants to see boobs all pressed down? It looks bad, stop wearing them.
Do these little strappy-things count?
Shit yeah they do!
Awesome? So should send you pictures of women I see at the NASCAR race?
Sure, but I think that's from the Indy 500.