Submissions and such

Okay, so I can keep this site alive by trolling the internet for pictures of girls in tanks, it's no problem. However should you choose to help out, send your submissions to marlboromob@gmail.com or get at us on Twitter or Facebook. Unless the picture is too racy you can pretty much count on me throwing it up here. So get cracking!

This post is for Josh

My good friend Josh (who is a nice Jewish boy but still a disappointment because he is not a doctor, ecchh, can you believe this boy? What potential! and what does he do? COMMUNICATIONS? oh I could just plotz, bubbelah) was telling me about how all the women in Israel look like Sloan from Entourage, but all the Jewish women here in America look like that Rachel girl from Glee.

Now I've seen You Don't Mess With the Zohan like five dozen times,  so I'm inclined to believe him. So in honor of Josh's disgusting stereotyping I present to you folks a few pictures of some girls from Israel. If you're wondering about the guns, that's because these women are members of the Israeli Defense Force. Yeah, think about that the next time you're watching Jersey Shore reruns and complaining about dat mean ol' president's tanning tax.

GET'EM OUT GET'EM OUT GET'EM OUT

BECAUSE IT'S TUESDAY.

So get off the floor you lazy lump.

Yes, by all means, make yourself some breakfast. I can wait.

When you're done I'll be over here going through my World Cup 2010 memories

The Truth

Whutup Friday pt. 2

Whutup Friday

                                Any excuse I can find to post orange duckface girls.

About Me

Hey I am Dave. I made this site. This is where I do all my work:

Hell yeah it's a comfy chair. This is my best friend Clay. He's supposed to be finding pictures for the site but instead he's

doing that shit with duct tape. I told him he looks like a hella nerd but then I found out people don't say hella anymore so I made some superficial cuts on my legs and now I'm going to take a nap.

What counts?

Hey, Dave, do tube tops count?

NO!  No tube tops allowed! Go start Tube Top Thursday! (Hahahaha, just kidding. It's copyrighted already. And tubetops are as dumb as those strapless bikini tops. Who the shit wants to see boobs all pressed down? It looks bad, stop wearing them.

 Do these little strappy-things count?

Shit yeah they do!

Awesome? So should send you pictures of women I see at the NASCAR race?

Sure, but I think that's from the Indy 500.

I'll be damned...

I use Firefox too!

 THIS GIRL COUNTS IT'S MY SITE I SAY SHE COUNTS

This is all I do, folks. I need submissions. Preferably from the person wearing the tank, or their boyfriends, or their facebook stalkers. And preferably worksafe. And preferably not pictures of my buddy Jon. Send them to marlboromob@gmail.com

Welcome to us.

Hey.

I don't want to get to mushy with you folks. We're not friends. Unless we are in which case HAHAHA SULLY I TOLD YOU I WAS TOTALLY GONNA MAKE THIS SITE YOU CAN SUCK IT!!!

But yeah this site is here for two reasons. One, I want every Tuesday to be Tank Top Tuesday and all girls should follow that rule and it will become a worldwide phenomenon and then this site will go viral and everyone will know it was me, Dave, who created it and I'll be on G4 or something and when I'm on television I'll talk about how awesome Kurt Sutter is and I wish I could be on his show.

The other reason is because if you are on the internet then you like pictures of girls. 

The end.

-Dave

p.s. I will be updating every day I have pictures, not just on Tuesdays.